I know a young fellow
who has become rather adept in the ways of magic. He can't throw fireballs or levitate or anything, but he has a skill in card tricks that is usually only seen on television, and has completely stunned me on more than one occasion.

Although it is impressive, someone really should tell him that card tricks are just one of those weird things that, oddly, is not best used for flirting. Someone should also tell him that his usual flair for misdirection goes completely out the window after a night on the fighting-juice.

Seeing him approach a young lady, fumbling in his pocket and staring at her while mumbling incoherently is amusing, but not as amusing as the look of sheer relief when he whips out cards, and not his todger, from his pocket. I don't know how many backs of ladies heads he's slurred "pick a card" at, but it must be in the hundreds.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)