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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Barman

I was in my local when a beautiful blond girl came up to the bar and called Stan, the barman, over.

Now Stan has a massive ZZ Top beard that he's inordinately proud of.

The blonde girl leaned over the bar and ran her fingers through Stan's luxurious beard.

"Are you the manager?" she purred, continuing to run her fingers through his beard.

Stan flushed bright red.

"Well, I'm not the manager but I am in charge tonight" boasted Stan thinking he'd pulled. "What can I do for you"

"Could you put some new loo-roll in the girls toilets - you've run out" whispered the blonde....

Cheers

Thenk you very much. I'll be under the pier all week
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 4:39, 3 replies)
Oh for fuck's sake
*clap*
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 5:44, closed)
The old ones are the best
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:18, closed)
got me giggling
get a click
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:06, closed)

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