bit of a pea
As chronicled here: Evil Pranks, I used to be a bit of a cunt to a flatmate, Jon, at uni, mostly by sabotaging his food in ways that I thought he'd figure out, but more often than not, being something of a mollycoddled lad, he just ate the horrible stuff.

Some examples:

One of my other flatmantes was diabetic and had hypodermics in abundance. I used a syringe and spent a couple of hours sucking orange juice out of the fresh, sealed box he had bought and replacing it with vinegar.

I hollowed out a mr Kipling Apple pie (he loved the miniature ones), cracked an egg into the pie casing, microwaved it and then stuck the pie lid back on, and carefully resealed the box. He ate it while drunk and though noticing something was wrong, continued to lick the bowl clean.

Replaced custard powder with flour and wept with laughter when he just couldn't figure out what was wrong.

I think the crowning achievement was hollowing out an apple and filling it with hundreds of tiny balls of plasticene. He absolutely shit himself with that one.

Yes I was a complete twat. But an ingenious and patient one, I like to think... He got me back though. He had been putting tiny pieces of pages from the bible into my food every day. He fed me Genesis...
( BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:51, 2 replies)

Did he
Do anything to deserve this? Or are you just a meanie? Top marks for recognising you were mean though! Clickety (cos most people wouldn't)
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 8:49, closed)

didn't really do anything
He was just a bit wet behind the ears, and what started off as a bit of a prank just got more and more elaborate coz he didn't realise I was doing these things. He did find it all funny in the end though. After the suicide attempt.
( BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:42, closed)