Milk at Uni
In my first year at university and like many people i had to share a flat in halls of residence with people i didn't like, because they are rubbish at life.

As i expected my milk start to get pinched on a regular basis.

So in a vain attempt to stop this petty theft, i went out and bought a big red marker and proceeded to write all over each fresh new bottle of cow sap.
Now to deter the culprits, i would write on quite elaborate slogans such as;

WILLY WATER,
AIDS MEDICINE,
PLEASE DRINK MY SALTY SYRUP,
I HAVE SHAT IN THIS MILK

and so on....
( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:09, 1 reply)

I feel your pain
In a house of 9 students, I was the only guy who brought the moomoo juice for an entire year. Eventually I got so frutstrated I'd leave the milk in a cupboard for a few days and put it back in before that started to curdle.

Joke was on me though; when everyone found out (ie threw up) we started having 9 bottles of milk in one fridge and no space whatsoever for curries and beer.

Still, a message to all students buy your own f**king milk!
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:13, closed)