Mind Bleach
When I was a wee nipper I filled the kettle up with bleach one day. I thought it was a nifty trick and would fool whoever made the next cuppa into drinking a mouthful of foul tasting liquid. I waited patiently in the tv room while my mom made a cup of tea. I expected to hear her choking on her revolting beverage which would in turn make me cackle in delight. I had however not allowed for the fact that the kettle actually required heat to boil the water. Bleach and kettles, as I soon found out, don't really go well together.
The kitchen bloody stank, the kettle was ruined and I ended up with a smacked bottom. I never did it again so perhaps there is a message in corporal punishment after all...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:17, Reply)