Grass water
Me and my best friend were in his back yard, taking any substance that could be mushed into a liquid and mixing it into a bucket. We added a few body fluids but not any of the serious ones that would be impossible for a couple of ten-year-olds.

I suggested we bring it over to my home to feed to my sister.

My sister answered the door (I was hiding around the corner) and my best friend said "Try this, it's the new flavour of Kool-Aid."

My sister said. "You first," wisely.

So my best friend leaned back and took a good swig of the mixture of ground-up grass, spit, dirt, etc, that we had. He meant to pretend to drink it, but he ended up drinking deeply. Oops. Then he spat it out, and my sister didn't believe it could be anything worth drinking. Oh well, at least we got one person.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:26, Reply)