My best friend was a bit odd
He lived in his third year of university with an irish guy called Danny. Before I ever met him, my friend told me how Danny had slighted him somehow, and so he'd pissed liberally into Danny bottle of whisky that he kept in the kitchen.

A few weeks later I met Danny at an unrelated event, we ended up chatting and really getting on. We go back to Danny's for a spliff and he says I have to drink a whisky with him. I tell him I'm not a whisky drinker, anything to put him off, but he's insistent.

What could I do? Betray my friend's confidence or drink his piss?

Reader, I'm ashamed to say I chose the latter.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:03, Reply)