Food sabotage
Sadly my one instance of food sabotage is quite lame.
But a friend really pulled a sick one.

Mine, back in the days when i regularly cooked for friends, there was one guy who always put loads of salt on his food before he even tasted it.
I seethed about it for ages until one day I asked him why he did that.
He said liked lots of salt and I didnt add enough. Fu*kwit!
After eating my free food once a week for over a year and never once reciprocating I snapped.
Next time he came round for food, i poured a whole salt cellar onto his plate and mushed it in.
He of course proceeded to pour salt onto the plate as soon as I set it down in front of him.
I just gave him a glare and said I have salted that already for you, if you dont finish that I will never feed you again.
And watched him bravely try to eat it all, and fail.
And yes he never got free food from me again.

My friends story, much better.
Her BF liked to drink those poncy herbal teas, like hibiscus and monkey tail with a hint of amazonian dolphin.
Tea bag that sits in you cup with a string dangling over the edge.
After she found out he had cheated on her she made him a cup of something red coloured.
He took a few sips before removing the string to find a used tampon.
Class, I loved that woman :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 1:20, 1 reply)

ah yes
Rooibos

(that would be Redbush tea)
(GMRage stood a little straighter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 3:42, closed)