One of my favourite pub questions is
"What would be your last meal" if you were on death row.

I have found over the years, that a good proportion of people - 40-50% give the same answer for the main course - sausage and mash with onion gravy. I'm one of them. The number 2 answer is steak.

But your right, food is a thing of joy and shouldnt be abused. Unless its funny.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:40, 1 reply)

last wedding I want to
the main course was sausages, mash, veg and gravy

it was fucking brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:41, closed)

At our wedding...
...we had curry. Everyone still raves about it. I don't think any of them remember the man and woman doing vows and stuff; they just remember the food.

Tip: If you're getting married, just give your guests a bit of dry chicken so you're not upstaged.
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:41, closed)