I LOVE Scallops.

I LOVE Bacon.

Together though? I feel they would both detract from one another.

I'm no good at anything fancy but my starter would likely involve Scallops or King Prawns (cooked well of course!!), main course would involve some Rare to Medium Rare Aberdeen Angus Rump Steak (cooked the way Gordon Ramsay showed me on TV which involves butter I think and basting the steak with the juices as it cooks). Home made chips, onions rings, fried mushrooms of many variety, grilled tomato halves and corn on the cob with a lump of butter.

I'm not a desert man so I'd like to collapse in front of the fire with mates and slowly get drunk on cheap lager. Once food is digested move onto Vodka Red Bulls, go into town and GET FUCKING HAMMERED.

Then presumably I would be executed as this is what the question stipulates? Method? I would probably prefer high calibre pistol to the back of the head as I slept after collapsing home drunk.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:13, Reply)