Pubic roll ups
I used to work on a pig farm, and one of my colleagues, Brian, used to be in the army. He was a cunt, mid 40's, with small man syndrome. Because we were all younger than him, he tried to boss us about all the time, even though he was employed at the same level as us, and worked there for about five years less than most of us.
He used to even try and make the fucking pigs march.

At home though his wife wore the trousers, and if we ever met him out and about with her, he was as quiet as a mouse. Anyway she had decided he had to stop smoking, which meant he would come in trying to bum fags off us, and we soon learnt he was also smoking the fag ends out of the ashtray in the portacabin.

So I started making pubic roll ups.

1. mix half Golden Virginia (or your tobacco of choice) and half your pubes (preferably ginger).
2. roll into a cigarette. Break half off, and burn the end a bit so it looks like it's been smoked.
3. Leave in the ashtray.

How he didn't know, every day we would come into the portacabin for lunch and it would be reeking of burning pubes. We then got bored of just pubic roll ups, and started rubbing the mouth end in sows vaginas before dumping them in the ashtray for him.

I also pissed in by bosses shower gel. He didn't eat it though.
( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:06, 3 replies)

I would love to see...
...the officially correct procedure for rubbing cigarettes in a sow's vagina!

Photos or diagrams please!
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:52, closed)

Here is an actual photgraph

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:02, closed)

WIN!
*click*
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:14, closed)