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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Isn't putting stuff like rotting animals
and human waste in people's food really dangerous for health? Couldn't it make someone seriously ill? You bunch of sadistic fucks.
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:17, 18 replies)
You're probably right
Here, have a sandwich.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:29, closed)
Of course it is
But revenge sometimes calls for, shall we say, interesting measures. But I pray you never attend a b3ta bash, because Lord alone knows what drinks-based sabotage would be visited upon you...

**cradles bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce**
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:46, closed)
I wouldn't attend one anyway
I've seen photos, they look shit.
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:05, closed)
Each to their own
I'm assuming that you would consider peeling back your foreskin and eating the encrusted dick cheese would be an evening well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:40, closed)
Well
I'd certainly experience more culture.
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:10, closed)
Touché

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:09, closed)
You've clearly never eaten a McDonalds then!
8-)
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:50, closed)
Not since about thr age of seven when
my taste buds started to mature
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:06, closed)
Unlike the
rest of you then.
(uniquestar, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:29, closed)
I see what you did there
and it's hilarious.

Also ironic, because you insinuating I'm not very mature in a thread in which people are talking about giggling because their boss has rubbed a banana on their genitalia.

This makes you an idiot.
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:10, closed)
Well....
..... I've poo'ed up your mum.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:34, closed)
Totally unconnected with the post (which I sort of agree with)
If us lot "fecking suck", why not read some other internet forum?

Just a thought.
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:10, closed)
You're never going to get far
on B3ta with that kind of logical attitude. Just stop it right now.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 20:23, closed)

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