Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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More tales of MattIn this instance the food wasn't deliberately sabotaged.
Matt is a very picky eater, so much so he rarely eats the biscuits in the staff room that the rest of us proles eat. When the adjoining café is open he will pop round there and get himself a big old slice of cake.
So I'm sitting up in the staff room as he's eating his cake when he proclaims "Look! There's a little silver ball on my cake!". Sure enough, there is a tiny silver ball on his cake.
My first thought was that it was a cake decoration, but the fact there was just one little ball on this big slice of cake suggested otherwise. Before I got a chance to make any more suggestions, I look round and see Matt chew it up and swallow it.
"What was it?"
"...plastic."
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 15:06, Reply)
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