Detention
At school we had this vile fat bitch of a teacher who would regularly give me and a mate detention for no fucking reason other than her life was shit and she needed some friends.

after skipping 2 one hour detentions in a row, my friend and I were in deep shit (parent etc) and were summoned to spend a 3-fucking-hour detention with 'egg-breed'...

after a while in the detention just talking shit with egg-breed, another little scrote doing some time starts acting up... eggy, being a fat, lazy cnunt takes the scrote down to see the head.

time for sabotage.....

with me on the lookout my mate starts rifling through her desk drawers, revealing... surprise, surprise... loads of fucking food... !

he pulls out a sarnie and cuppa-soup and proceeds to open, and in a single bite, munch half this sandwich... then opens a cuppa-soup and pours some into his mouth...

a mouthful of this vile cement was then heartily back-washed into her (pointless) diet coke on the desk...

the remaining sandwich was put back into the package and the cuppa-soup, along with the rest of the box was thrown out of the window.

it was very hard to keep a straight face when she got back, and even harder when she had a sip of coke.
(Mugabe_Scrotash for everyone!, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:18, Reply)