Spunky mash
I have some friends whom have an active love life. One evening they decided to make "mash of love" whereby he liberally jizzed in the mash and they ate - sparingly.

next morning, another - mentaller - friend visited their house having been on a 36 hour colombian march. He was quite animated, and spied the pan of love-mash.

He leant in, and grabbed the pan. No amount of telling him it was last nights, not edible etc would convince him (without their sordid tale coming out) not to eat it. Its true the eater was quite homophobic to say the least, and certainly not open minded enough to eat another mans jizz.

So they had to watch him devour about a Lb (454g for the metric nazi's) of jizzy mash.

They told us a few weeks later, with both a look of shame and pride in equal measure.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:41, 1 reply)

You could've used it to top...
a Cottage Pie.
(kingnutter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 11:25, closed)