Food sabotage
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I used to live with a Jewish guy,
actually quite religious, and said he didn't eat various things - pork, shellfish, particular kinds of jelly(!)...blah blah blah, a really long list anyway.
Well, he was having his Mum over, and I offered to make them a kosher meal.
They weren't as grateful after they ate it and I revealed it was 90% pork!
Fucking dickhead thinking he's better than everyone else, am I right?
What, I'm not right?
Oh...well, he wasn't Jewish, he was vegetarian. There we go, it's hilarious again.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:31, 3 replies)
actually quite religious, and said he didn't eat various things - pork, shellfish, particular kinds of jelly(!)...blah blah blah, a really long list anyway.
Well, he was having his Mum over, and I offered to make them a kosher meal.
They weren't as grateful after they ate it and I revealed it was 90% pork!
Fucking dickhead thinking he's better than everyone else, am I right?
What, I'm not right?
Oh...well, he wasn't Jewish, he was vegetarian. There we go, it's hilarious again.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:31, 3 replies)
Hit the nail on the head.
Square on.
Bring on a QOTW that stops as many twats coming out of the woodwork.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:37, closed)
Square on.
Bring on a QOTW that stops as many twats coming out of the woodwork.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:37, closed)
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