heres one I bet you've never heard
A friend of a friend of a friends neighbours uncle I know bought a kebab and asked for their "special sauce". They wake up later that night with a pain in their belly and go at A&E.

The Dr's test the contents of their stomach only to find.........
half digested kebab meat and garlic-yoghurt sauce!

They had been a bit curt with the staff, so the Dr's decided they had to right a wrong worse than what happened at Auchwitz.

The Dr and 6 of his mates all wiped their knobs on the tube used for the stomach pump and used spit for lube. This was discovered by on the spot DNA tests, not like real DNA tests that can take days. No, those instant ones that even unqualified people can do, you know, the kind that people who like to regurgitate urban legends as their own love.

It's TRUE! Wiki it!!!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:30, 1 reply)

I would Wiki it...
If I had a clue what on Earth it is you want me to Wiki.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:30, closed)