I think you should.
The Bearded Whumpus has promised me that, once I have tricked a woman into having my children, he will lie in wait until they are about the age to start primary school - young enough to be terminally hyperactive but old
enough to speak comprehensibly and be loud.

Then, "Uncle Whumpus" will pay a visit to the family. No, he's not going to molest them. He's going to bring treats: cans of coke, bags of haribo and anything else he can think of that drips with stimulants, sugar and e-numbers. He'll play a couple of games with them to get the sugar coursing through their veins properly, then say that he's got to leave...
"But your Daddy told me he was going to give you all five pounds."
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 10:02, Reply)