Formula
I was [slight]ed by [acquaintance]. I added [non-edible substance] to [acquaintance possesive pronoun] [edible substance] and [acquaintance possesive pronoun] never realised. I was [emotion].

Sorry. Feeling pedantic today and realised the entire QOTW is one big answer. Plus slightly annoyed at the fact that the only real genuine response to this QOTW is that i once lined the bottom of a mug of tea for a friend of mine with rabbit shit. He was really pissed off and I ultimately felt bad. He put food dye in mine the day before and thought I went a bit too far. I was inclined to agree and to be honest, I still feel a little bad, even though it was 20 years ago and we dont really see each other anymore. Although, I hope its nothing to do with rabbit poo. Incidentally, Skol and Becks beer both smell of rabbit poo.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 10:17, 2 replies)

So am I.
They're possessive adjectives not possessive pronouns, as they give information about the noun. Any cunt who starts harping on about them not being able to follow the indefinate article doesn't know shit. ADJECTIVES I tells ya.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:20, closed)

grr
I spent AGES (1 minute) googling what "his" and "her" were in the world of grammar/people wot give a shit in order to look clever.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:13, closed)