More boozy fun, then I'll stop posting. Promise
It seemed a good way of getting people back when they're being annoying in the pub.

If they are drinking shots, make them a flatliner: tequila and sambucca with tobasco sauce floating between.

Make sure there's a lot of sauce in there, it needs to make their eyes water for the next fun bit. Ahh, I forgot to mention the magic ingredient, boot loads of tobasco on the outside of the glass.

When they drink the shot, eyes start watering then they rub with their spicy fingers.

It's actually horrible to watch, I have only pulled this trick once, as the whole pub was shocked to see one bloke drop to his knees screaming in agony as his eyes burned. Even though he deserved some form of punishment, even I had to consider that I had over stepped the mark somewhat. (Didn't tell anyone I'd done it on purpose, made out that it'd been an accident and bought him a drink next time he was in)
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:51, 3 replies)

I sympathise
with that bloke. I got sprayed with CS at the weekend.

That was a twattish thing to do
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:56, closed)

How twattish do you need to be to get sprayed with CS?
(Musuko, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)

I like to....
Open bottles of San Miguel with a bit of enthusiasm so annoying San Mig Man gets sprayed....Tee hee.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:53, closed)