Sabotage with food (with appoplogies to fuckarma)
My friend Long Tall Harry got himself banned from his mates house for this.

During a drunken house party LTH found his friends' chilli plants, including his rather poky Dorset Naga. Now, in his drunken state he decided it would be the funnest thing in the world to try out something he'd read on the internet and started to pick all the lovely little berries he could.
After he'd gathered enough he poked holes in them and put them in the microwave. Now, as soon as they were done enough he opened the microwave door and ran. Ran like fuck. 'cause very soon after the kitchen was filled with homemade tear gas.
Apparently the resulting cloud was enough to reduce grown men to tears and much worse. "Agony" was the phrase used by quite a few, it gets in your eyes and down your throat and burns like a lava mouthwash.
Harry was persona non grata for some time after that, and he is still not allowed near the house.
Please, do not try this at home.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:44, 5 replies)

Does that really work?
I'm intrigued....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:36, closed)

no

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 20:31, closed)

Dunno about chillies...
...but a cup with about 1cm of ground pepper in the bottom + microwave does give the effect that is described.

We tried this experiment and ended up hanging out the windows, blubbing and coughing. Took a good half hour for the air in flat to clear enough that we could return.

Come to think of it, it might be an effective way of letting people know that the party's over? Apart from the puking, I suppose...
(apologies_for_length, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 10:15, closed)

Why was he banned?
Was it for the teargas/microwave prank, or picking all his chillies for it?
(Rastus P Watermelon, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 18:23, closed)

Do not try this at home??
What about at a twat party?

You know the ones, with all the idiots thinking they're hard cause they're still standing after 3 cans of Kalibre.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 1:37, closed)