Film project
Once when I was on a film shoot I found out my co-star had a rare condition that meant she had no sense of taste or smell. During the shoot I was supposed to poo in her mouth, but I cunningly gave myself an enema beforehand and filled my bottom with peanut butter. Cue the action shot and she was giving it large with all the 'Oh yeah baby, shit in my mouth' and 'Use me as your toilet' stuff. It was so funny cos she was eating peanut butter instead of my poo. Still cracks me up.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 14:59, 1 reply)

Carrie
Should have used pigs blood.
(dchurch bah, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:17, closed)