Tenuous? Right this way...
So, I met a girl. More specifically, I was introduced to this girl by "Friend A". The girl expressed some interest in me (i.e. I was in, totally). After a word with Friend A it became apparent that Friend A was heavily besotted with The Girl, and quite right too. Being the gallant chap I am, I stood back, allowing him to pursue his quarry unfettered by myself. Friend B then meets The Girl at another party. Friend B lacks my virtue. Friend B is currently hitting that, and treating her like shit in the mean time. Friend A is moping about without even acknowledging my attempts to ease his passage from Best Friend to Boyfriend. This is what you get for being a decent fucking bloke. So I ask, (and here comes the link), is there any preferred poison that might put Friend B out of the picture? Or at least shrivel his cock to a vestigial growth that would make Jodie Marsh think twice about touching it? That might stop him putting it about behind The Girl's back. Friend A can sod off too, this time she's mine. Screw morals, they get you nowhere.

Bitter, me?
(FurtiveBiscuit, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:36, 2 replies)

Have a word with the folk on the image challenge board....
and get them to photoshop a pikky of Friend A being super-friendly to Friend B. In a cock sucking kind of way. Have one of those camera date stamps shopped in too, dated about a fortnight ago.

Now have her find this. Suddenly, the playing field is clear, and she'll require someone really understanding (and hetero) to help her recover.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:13, closed)

I have a problem with morals
and ethics.
We are in a minority, a very small one.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)