Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I wrote this:I once had a blog. As such, I wrote something. Something private. Something about my bum:
"Dear my colonoscopy,
Things you don't want to hear as you slip into sedation:
"Is this the clean camera?"
God bless the NHS"
It made it into The Guardian, featured in books, discussed on the radio. It was the colonoscopy heard 'round the world.
Luckily, they completely shit you up on drugs.
Tell him it gets easier. Curry is almost always OK.
She did call a couple of weeks later, "Yeah, well, I'M SORRY." Like it was his fault for having wonky guts.
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