Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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you big fat shitit's a lie!
it was actually horrendously cheap aldi white rum.
you also missed the part where i blocked the ouside drain and it was raining so hard it almost came in the patio doors.
you ALSO missed the part where i was refusing to go to bed until i had a vessel to yarkle into so you ketp trying to give me a metal bin that i would not acknowledge the presence of, unitl you smacked me in the face with it.
ahh...
happy days.
i have a mighty stomach now (not only in constitution, but in size!) from years of living in what essentially is a student house, despite containing no students.
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HahahahaI forgot about the bin. Hurray for bin smacking
And yes the amount of puke going down the plughole blocked the drains.
I am sooooooo fucking sorry it was white rum and not vodka. Next time I shall write "some really cheap clear spirit"
I don't think the alcohol was in you long enought to cause any poisoning though!
LOLZ! I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU DED!!!111one
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Peej, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 13:39,
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