Why would he imagine that people with mental health issues
are better at oral sex? Other than being depressingly dull-witted, of course.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 7:50, 2 replies)

Because they're generally quite enthusiastic towards sex
as they see it as a bargaining tool and a means of securing a person's affection.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:58, closed)

I manage to encourage enthusiasm by being attractive and funny.
I'm well old-fashioned.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:36, closed)

Uh huh.
If your charms are to be judged by your presence here, being "old fashioned" means spiking their drinks. As Ogden Nash commented, "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." Old fashioned indeed.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:38, closed)

So because I've managed to have relationships that weren't based on emotional insecurity and mental illness I must be a rapist?
Top logic there, captain fruitloop-fucker.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:18, closed)

joke

===============

your head
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:43, closed)

actual humour ←                                          ∞                                          → what you understand as humour

actual sex ←                                             ∞                                          → that short and tearful thing you do inside mentally incompetent women

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:33, closed)

Experience.
Some of the best sex I've ever had was with women who turned out to be rather deranged. Just ask your dad if you don't believe me.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:44, closed)

But that's a self-selecting statistic.
Somebody would by necessity have self esteem issues to resort to sex with such a charmless dullard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:34, closed)

Shut up and have sex with my dad.
Then we'll see what's what.

He's bi-polar.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 3:13, closed)