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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

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(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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None so blind...
I was standing at a pedestrian crossing in deepest darkest Aberdeen once, when a man carrying a long white stick and wearing quite dark sunglasses hirpled up and waited beside me. The lights changed to the pedestrian phase but for whatever reason (possibly they'd got their clock wrong and thought it was night time) they didn't beep.

"That's the green man, mate, do you want me to help you across?"
"What? Yes, I can see that, and no..." said the guy, as he gesticulated with a length of new curtain track...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)

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