On a trip to NYC...
My wife and I were in our hotel after a day of sightseeing. In the lift, I noticed it was made by a company called Schindler. Spotting an opportunity for a pun.

"Ooooh Schindler's lift" I said.

I didn't notice the skull cap on the now clearly Jewish chap until he walked out before me.
(Fridgy, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:55, 4 replies)

Indeed - they're prolific.
It is the same family, I understand.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:56, closed)

Shopping centre round our way gets its lifts from Porn & Dunwoody,
which must have some comedy value.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:01, closed)

I once dealt with someone whose email address was "[email protected]"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:28, closed)

Every morning, taking the lift on the way to work while in the States, I would curse the fact that they called them "Elevators"
and so I could only do that gag to other brits.

What a senseless waste of a joke.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:27, closed)