At a friend's wedding...
...I was chatting to a group of guys, and we all agreed that it'd been a lovely service. The couple seemed happy. But the elephant in the room was that it was a shotgun wedding, with a heavily pregnant bride, and the groom was a bit of a notorious shagger. "See you in a year's time for the divorce!" says I, trying to shoot the elephant.

Didn't really work. One of the guys turned out to be the bride's dad. So basically I'd just introduced a new elephant.

I was right, though.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:42, 7 replies)

You came to my wedding?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:19, closed)

to at
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:34, closed)

Can't it be both?

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:42, closed)

*chuckle*
Hahahaha! Like fuck are you a notorious shagger.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

Shh, there are girls listening, for fuck's sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:37, closed)

Like hell there are girls on b3ta

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:14, closed)

I was at a wedding where we ran a sweepstake on how long it would last
No-one went higher than 18 months. It lasted 26, so I guess that was a success, relatively.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:24, closed)