A difficult choice
Not so long ago I mistakenly said to my Wife that no one is both really good looking and has a fantastic personality, and that there is invariably a trade-off.

"Which do I have then?" she asked

I was fucked.
(wrigglesworth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:56, 6 replies)

Not after that you weren't.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:16, closed)

Too true
Of course I explained there are always exceptions to any rule to the thick ugly cow...
(wrigglesworth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:31, closed)

"neither"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:40, closed)

Correct answer...
...for future reference:

You, my darling, appear to be a statistical anomaly - for you have both good looks and a charming personality. In fact, your only failing may be a weakness for obvious flattery.

(You may wanna leave out the 'weakness for flattery' bit).
(minimalist ..., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21, closed)

No, the correct answer is:
"You darling married me as the trade off for having both"

Then add your biggest toothiest smile and do jazz hands (whilst praying to your invisible sky man of choice)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, closed)

Neither of those is correct ^^
Throw credit cards at her whilst backing away out of the nearest exit.
Proceed directly to pub that will give you a tab.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:51, closed)