Irish Dancing

In my defense and I was drunk and I am a idiot sober.

I was at a party I was bimmbling through a room of people and caught the words "Irish dancing" I turned and looked for the source of this for I had an opinion on Irish dancing and I was going to share it because I'm great and my opinions are great(all drunk people think this)

I spotted the group a girl sat on a chair with her feet in the lap of another girl and a few others standing around

"'s bloody stoopid Irish dancing" I proclaim "all that wiggly feet and no arms they look like twats"
The girl with her feet up says "actually it's very hard to do"

"that makes it worse then, if you have to try hard to look stupid. If you're gonna put all that effort in you may as well look cool or elegant not like a leprechaun who accidentally stood on a live wire"

I looking at my audience and realise they are all dumb struck, my drunken brain fumbles for something else to say I realise the girl with her feet up had an ankle in a bandage. Brilliant I think a topic change "what happened to your foot?"

"I sprained it" she said in what I now realise is an Irish accent "Irish dancing"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)