Dude.
If a bro can't compliment his sis on abundant birdlife in her front-garden and her trimmed bush - what's the world coming too?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:31, 2 replies)

We're going to hell in a handcart, I tell you.
You couldn't make it up.

Or rather - since this is QOTFW - it's very probably made up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, closed)

I was just complementing Mrs Duck
on the tidiness of her neatly trimmed bush the other day, she remarked that she wanted to buy a big black cock... to keep the hens happy

we were sniggering a lot
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:28, closed)