Foot in Mouth Syndrome IIHave you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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Best delivered as an expression of disbelief, without breaking character or appearing to pause to think"fuck off are you - you're a 10 at most"
This will either work immediately, or if she's insistent on getting offended, you continue with "well either you or my ex are shopping in the wrong places then love, cos she was a 12 and you're slimmer than her"
It is vital that you then continue the discussion with other friends, as if the disagreement is already over. Don't be drawn into validating her any more than you already have.
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