Putting the Fun in FuneralSome deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
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chthonic, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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My sister's friend's somthing or outher.Now, like all the best stories of the playground, this one isn't mine, it's like my sister's friend's story. Not sure of who this guy was, though it don't amtter much.
So this old guy, him and his mate are best friends for years, always ahving a laugh even though they will be dead soon. One day, I'm assuming they were a little pissed, mainly cos the idea of pissed up old me makes me laugh, they decided "Who ever dies first, the survivor has to make a joke at the funeral." They make a promise to do it, and eventualy, poor old Mr Bacon dies.
Mr Bacons family are in on the gag, though they don't know when or what it is. Any way, the funeral is almost over and the old guy hasn't made his joke, they assume he's to upset. So the cremation begins, very sad, no one likes to burn their elderly relatives in public. After a little while, the old guy looks up from the floor and asks very loudly "Does any one smell Bacon burning?"
Bad taste? yes.
Bad pun? yes.
Proves that its funny when old people die? yes.
(, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:40, Reply)
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