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This is a question Putting the Fun in Funeral

Some deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.

Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...

(, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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Totally and utterly true.
When myself and Mr Wow cop it and go to the great gig in the sky, we're both being buried, side by side.Both of us are to be buried with:

A hand-and-a-half sword (basically a big bastard sword that I used to use in battle re-enactment)

A crown

A laptop

A spade

A quill and parchment

Coins on our eyes

Some phylacteries (little boxes with part of the Torah in them, as far as I'm aware. I'm technically a big Jew, but I know naff all about it)

a Bible

The Qu'ran

Money (I want deutschemarks, francs, schillings, kroner, pounds and dollars)edit- I know it's all Euros now. That's the point, smartarses.

Some loo roll.

The reasoning behind this is that we want to fuck up the futuristic time team that digs us up and wants to date us. Of course they could carbon date us, but we'll all know they're cheating.

And I'm being buried in pyjamas. I want to be comfy.

No point apologising for length- it's mostly just space. If it'd been full of writing I might've, but it's not, so I won't. Arr.
(, Fri 12 May 2006, 10:40, Reply)

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