Putting the Fun in Funeral
Some deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
( , Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
Some deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
( , Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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My Funeral/Mates's crap funderal
A friend of mine dies an untimely death a few years ago and his parents organised his funeral. All of us who attended realised that he would have absolutely hated it - although it did probably make his mum & dad feel better. As my current lifestyle almost certainly means I won't reach a grand old age, I've already laid out what I want when I eventually shuffle off. Yes, I want to be made into various bits of diamonds (pity the poor sods who are left behand and have to pay for it, but hey its my funeral) and then auctioned/raffled off down the pub. The only rules are that whoever gets me can't pawn me off down at Cashconverters at the nearest opportunity, and they take me with them whenever they go travelling/have a shag or even just spend a couple of hours down the bookies.
( , Fri 12 May 2006, 15:29, Reply)
A friend of mine dies an untimely death a few years ago and his parents organised his funeral. All of us who attended realised that he would have absolutely hated it - although it did probably make his mum & dad feel better. As my current lifestyle almost certainly means I won't reach a grand old age, I've already laid out what I want when I eventually shuffle off. Yes, I want to be made into various bits of diamonds (pity the poor sods who are left behand and have to pay for it, but hey its my funeral) and then auctioned/raffled off down the pub. The only rules are that whoever gets me can't pawn me off down at Cashconverters at the nearest opportunity, and they take me with them whenever they go travelling/have a shag or even just spend a couple of hours down the bookies.
( , Fri 12 May 2006, 15:29, Reply)
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