Putting the Fun in FuneralSome deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
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chthonic, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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Once, when I was at schoolMy teacher, Mr Jones bawled me out in front of the class for being late. He really laid into me about turning up on time, so much so, that I started to cry.
Obviosuly realising he'd gone too far, Mr Jones started to go easy on me, but by now I was in floods of tears.
"But I just wanted to know why you were late?" he said as he passed me a tissue.
"Be-Be-Because my Granddad got burned." I said through stifled sobs
"Oh My God!" he said, "Not badly I hope?"
"Well," I replied "they don't fuck about at the crematorium"
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 17 May 2006, 23:39,
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