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It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.

Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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Short but sweet.

All dressed up to attend my god-daughter's husband's funeral, traditional black suit, white shirt, black tie. Now the bus stop is not too close to the crematorium and so a 1\2 mile walk was needed to get there. Turned out to be a lovely day and I took my time with a slow amble and a bit of an enjoy of the nice sunshine. That was to be my downfall. For many years I have had eye problems which culminated in prescribed dark glasses. Crossing from light to shade I went momentarily blind and walked straight into a lamp-post, gash to the forehead, claret everywhere and me attending the funeral looking like I'd just arrived from the set of Reservoir Dogs.

Do we still do length jokes? It was about 2 inches.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:51, Reply)

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