Funerals IIIt's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.
The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.
Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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"They're heavier than they look, aren't they?""You think she was heavy ... you should have carried your dad."
"Christ he was fat."
At which point the world's most po-faced vicar stalked out of the church to find me and another pall bearer leaning on the hearse in fits of laughter. His mouth puckered up like a cat's arse.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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