Funerals IIIt's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.
The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.
Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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At least funerals are better than weddingsLook at it this way:
1. You still get free food
2. They're much shorter
3. You don't have to buy anyone a present
4. There's rarely a godawful disco afterwards
Cremations are a bit depressing because of the production line system; as soon as the service is finished, the next family is waiting to get in. You don't get enough burials these days.
I'm going to put £5,000 behind the bar for my wake. Even the people who hated me will think I was a good bloke, once they've had 10 pints.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:52, 2 replies)
I want to be buried at sea and for the mourners to have a massive piss up on the boat before, during & afterwards. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:56,
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Who cares what the people who hated you think.You certainly won't care - you'll be dead :P
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:27, closed)
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