Vicars are bloody rubbish at funerals!
When a guy I know of called Edgar died the vicar at his funeral kept referring to him as ELGAR, A friend went to a funeral of a lady who quote: " Would be sadly missed by her many children and grandchildren" ,(The lady in question was only 40 years old when she died and as a matter of fact had no grandchildren at all). When my own father died the vicar kept referring to my mother with a Christian name that was utterly and totally different to what her own name actually was ( I actually heckled him about it, he had apparently lost his notes before the service and was making it all up as he went along). and finally, when an uncle of mine died the vicar cocked the whole thing up by calling him by a different surname!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)