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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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Aw bless
Poor frustrated little Rory, stamping his feet and getting all angry at me on the internet again. I wish you knew how to quit me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:21, 1 reply)
I'm hoping to make you cry

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:41, closed)
That's not hoping, that's totally dreaming
Maybe you should aim for a more attainable goal, like learning to use a proper grown-up toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:17, closed)
It must have been a different emvee who cried and deleted his dullard story of getting detention for something he didn't even do.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:22, closed)
It must have been, as I don't remember crying about it
As I recall I waited until you and Monty had spent, ooh, a good day or two each trying to troll me and then deleted all your pathetic attempts in a single click. I may have sniggered as I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, closed)
Being upset onliine is a classic cause of internet deletion. Even more classic after the event and having dried away the tears is to reveal it to have been your intention all along 'TTT' or the legless countergambit.
To ensure your complete victory in the matter it's safest to 2.0 your 'victims' just in case yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:12, closed)
Ah, now we're getting somewhere
Just like any toddler throwing a tantrum, you don't like being ignored, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:24, closed)
I always know when I've secured complete victory and upset with you emvee when you roll out the 2.0 button
I have an extra biscuit with my tea whenever that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:35, closed)
Yet here you are complaining about it in my thread
Bless your stupid, angry little heart
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:42, closed)
This whole "internet" thing is going very well for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 23:16, closed)

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