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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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FOAF story about undertakers
My mum's friend reckoned she overheard this convo on a bus:

'Eeeh Ethel, how's that daughter of yours? Settled down yet?'
'Yes, she's just got engaged!'
'Oooh I hope he gave her a nice ring!'
'He did! Seventeen rings, he gave 'er!'
'Seventeen? He must be loaded! What does he do?'
'He's an undertaker!'
'Oh, how... nice.'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:08, 4 replies)
She'll be sorted
for dentures when she gets older as well.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:16, closed)
And Polaroids of genitalia.
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(Barnetboy, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11, closed)

oids of bear
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:04, closed)
City girls wear golden rings
Country girls wear brass
The only ring that Rosie wears
Is the ring around her ass



From when I was 11
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:23, closed)

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