Blaggable Loz
Years ago I used to knock around with a group of pub-going ne'er-do-wells, one of whom was Loz. For the price of a pint he'd try his best to do whatever we asked him, which ranged from scoffing the biggest ice-cream on the menu at 10pm, to downing whole jars of vinegar, to swallowing coins. Actually thinking about it he mostly just ate/drank weird stuff.

The high/low point must have been when he swallowed a whole 50p piece quite happily then returned a couple of days later to present it to us in a bag - fresh from the toilet bowl that morning. Lovely.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)