Last one
About 5 years ago, completely out of my fishbowl on all kinds of fun stuff.

Rileys' pool hall, £250 jackpot machines.

'Anyone wanna put a quid in with me and go 50/50? I've only got a two pound coin.

'No way!' 'Nope' 'Loser!' 'What's the point?'

'Whatever.

*ching ching ching ching.........


...ching ching ching*

'Have you just won the jackpot?'

'Yep...'

'Fuck!' 'Shit!' 'Arse!' 'What?!'

Heh. Sucks to be you.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)