Bullseye
Ooh I've got the time it takes for the board to revolve to decide whether to gamble or not, settle down, settle in.

Hmm lets see... I've got the George Fornby grill, a fridge freezer, a teas maid, and a Beetamax video recorder. I would really love a speedboat, however I do live a long way away from the sea! And how are me and my partner (With 'HAT' tatooed on her left hand because she lost a finger) going to split a speedboat in half? The sheer wackyness of that thought makes me laugh like the big fat quivering unfunny sellout gibbon that I am.

Signed

Peter Kay.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, 2 replies)

...sellout?
I didn't know he had indie roots to stay faithful to.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, closed)

Oh yes
He used to be rhythm guitarist in The Smiths, everyone knows that.
(Rsoles, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:43, closed)