Michelle McManus
will never win Pop Idol 2!

I said.

Otherwise I would eat a beermat.

When it was announced that she had beaten 'Mark' I sliced a beermat into small pieces and began to consume it in front of my housemates.

It proved difficult to swallow so I sprinkled the bits onto some chocolate ice cream which rendered it inedible.

I suffered the shame of having the offending ice cream scraped into the bin by the stern-faced counter better as I wheezed on the floor.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:08, Reply)