Naked Canal Jump always gets the party started !
It was a mate of mines Stag do.. we were sat outside a dirty old pub that happened to be next to the canal.

For some reason, things just weren't firing on all cylinders like a Stag do should, so I posed the question..

"I bet there have been a few people jump in there when they were pissed" ! ..and suddenly there it was, a mate said "I will give you £20 if you do it.. There were about 10 in the group so I said "I'll do it if everybody puts in £20".

So after the cash was laid down, I found myself walking round the corner, away from the busy road, to strip naked. WTF was I thinking..!! You can't back out now I thought..and what's worse..I was stone cold sober!

Best get it over with.. so with a giant leap in the air..I divebombed into the mucky brown filth that was the canal, to much cheering and laughing. As I resurfaced, I screamed like a girl.. It was so fucking cold! My nuts weren't going to return in a hurry..that much I'd gathered..It also turned out that the water was only 5ft deep, with a good foot or so of muddy silt at the bottom, and as I plunged in, a broken bottle cut my foot open.

Of course, when I returned to the canal bank, my clothes had been nicked.. so I sat on the wall, naked as the day, while passers by gave me proper dirty looks.

I eventually got my clothes back, and scurried into the pub to warm myself under the hand dryers. The party picked up nicely after that, and the next day, the video was put on You Tube. "Something nice to show the Grandkids" I thought to myself.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53, 1 reply)

I've just got back from Amsterdam...
...This was a daily occurence!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, closed)