I think your headstone should simply read:
/ac
( thiswasmyclone, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:52, 1 reply)

what does that mean?
And whats the best way to clean vomit out of gravel? ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:37, closed)

Piranha
Get some Pirahna, mix the gravel+vomit with lots of piranha+water and then wait for the food matter to be consumed.

Now, how to separate the gravel+water+piranha+piranha faeces?
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:53, closed)

Dont be silly
The pirhana shop isnt open on sundays
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, closed)