haha
reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine once. while at the house of his new girlfriend, sat on the couch having dinner with her and a pal, he felt something in his bowels bursting to get out that he now describes as a 'fifty-fifty'. so he decided to take the gamble. it was only an hour later when he got up to go the toilet that his friend kindly pointed out the brown stain on the couch; he'd somehow managed to shit through his underpants, through his jeans, then onto the couch. quite impressive really.

they still lasted another 2 odd years after that incident.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)